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Showing posts with label Marketing Mantra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marketing Mantra. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

TOON BANK!!!


























THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE


I have maintained throughout that Bankers have one of the most stressful job profile. In my case, it has only multiplied upon transfer from Phillaur (8133) to Ludhiana Main (8150). It is with this thought at the back of my mind, I have compiled the cartoon strips that you have just seen and hopefully enjoyed too!

These cartoons are the result of Google search and have been incorporated in the post purely for the purpose of providing some comic relief to fellow Syndians. THE SYNDIAN acknowledges the ingenuity of the respective cartoonists and does not in any way claim or wishes to appropriate the credit for the same. Thanks for poking fun on the tribe of Bankers!!!

I wish the reader hope, health and happiness.

Jai Hind! Jai Synd!

IMAGES COURTESY: GOOGLE SEARCH

Sunday, January 30, 2011

MAHATMA'S MUSINGS


'A customer is the most important visitor on our premises; he is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption in our work. He is the purpose of it. He is not an outsider in our business. He is part of it. We are not doing him a favor by serving him. He is doing us a favor by giving us an opportunity to do so.'
MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI

THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
 
Today's post on THE SYNDIAN coincides with the death anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi. The best tribute that we can give to this great son of Mother India and Father of the Nation is to follow verbatim the above quoted dictum.  
Readers who wish to brush up their comprehension of Gandhi, can click on this link: MAHATMA GANDHI'S LIFE HISTORY
Jai Hind! Jai Synd! 
IMAGE SOURCE: WIKIPEDIA

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

SYND PIGMY IN A WOMAN'S MAGAZINE!!!

Its a strange feeling. Unusual and bizarre, and to a great extent quite unlike me, but it is there. And I can't resist sharing it with you. Ironically, it is a sensation of numbness. I write this morning from Jammu and the weather is dull and gloomy. My phone does not work here! Parents do not have internet! I feel cut off, forlorn and alone in this world! Terrible! Man is a social animal, they say! And if the animal in question is as social as I am, there cannot be a bigger punishment! 
Twice upon a time when I still used to wear shorts to school, there would be thin attendances on 'Rainy Days'! And those folks who managed to reach school somehow were sent back to their homes. It used to be so exciting. Coming back from school and immediately eating the contents of tiffin! By the time the clock neared 9:30 AM, it was my routine to plead mummy not to go to office! Then she would say, "Naukri is Naukri!" Being in Jammu, I now realize what she meant!
For those still wondering about my being in Jammu (7640), I have been dispatched on deputation for a week from Ludhiana Main (8150) where I joined only last week after being transferred from Phillaur (8133)! Going places! Well, literally at least!!! 
I have something interesting to share with you. Have a look:






THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
The Pigmy Scheme typifies in many a senses the equity of Brand Syndicate Bank. Wikipedia provides an article about the same. The link is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigmy_Deposit_Scheme
I found this feature and thought of sharing with you. You may well laugh at my reading habits! Well! During my college days at Delhi, frugality was the mantra when it came to buying books. So I will spend hours searching for old editions, bargaining for the best price. This habit has stuck. I automatically gravitate towards roadside vendors selling books of all colours and hues. This edition of 'Bindiya' was purchased from Clock Tower, Ludhiana.
What every reader can do is to take a print of the image uploaded above and prominently display on his/ her premises. In case of any difficulty, the same can be had from me. Why? Simple. It is more convincing if 'others' speak good of 'us'. I again invite the Syndians to consider THE SYNDIAN as a common forum and contribute in form of ideas, articles, images, features and what not! Where else, but at syndashish@gmail.com!
Signing off,
Jai Hind! Jai Synd!

Monday, August 30, 2010

GROSSING PROFIT FROM NET PRESENCE: THE PUZZLE DECODED!










Each time you receive an email from me, you shall see the following rather prolonged signature appended to the main text. It serves dual purpose of identifying myself to you as well as the subtle promotion of the Net presence of our Institution. Except for the last link which navigates you to my personal blog, all others are related to the Bank: the official website followed by the newly created twitter account, the blog and finally my profile on LinkedIn which is going to be discussed later.
Faithful and Friendly,
Ashish Rastogi
Assistant Manager
Syndicate Bank
Phillaur Branch
Jalandhar (Punjab)
Ph. 095694xxxxx, 01826222xxx
http://syndicatebank.in/
http://twitter.com/thesyndian
http://thesyndian.blogspot.com/
http://in.linkedin.com/in/syndashish
http://myexperimentswithloveandlife.blogspot.com/
This is very simple. In order to customize the way your email looks like is to click on 'Settings' on the top right of your Gmail homepage. The eighth item under the General tab is Signature. All you need to do is to type what all you wish to be appended at the end of your email. It even gives you an option to re-size the text and change colours. Paint it red and blue.... the colours of our Organization! A feature that Gmail has recently added is to include an image wherein one is required to add URL of the image and it gets uploaded easily. Just copy the following link and paste it in the space provided and then re-size the image. 
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO0zK5-KcG4zT6j9VVaw4ZdYuyO1IR-vV9WIpbqjW1Pwu-kvyMt1kDslbHcKNFHIbnP3iek59eWZUaMdbxTWx9B1jWocn2YJcMq9Jm0hcekTRdLDunaJrqPz-VZgKj_6HOiwYMKVLfh9I/s1600/SyndicateBank+Logo.jpg
Similarly you can copy and paste the web links to the official website, the twitter account and the blog. Your email is now customized as per your taste. To check click 'Compose mail' and you shall see the changes reflecting you as well as our Organization!!!

When you send emails to me (which is more often a reply to my mail), you almost immediately get a reply with the subject line reading THE SYNDIAN WILL REPLY SOON! and the body of the reply being:
Keep banking with your faithful & friendly financial partner........
SyndicateBank
Now younger than ever!

Now this again is very easy to activate. Go back to Settings of your Gmail and switch on the 'Vacation responder', eleventh item from top. Copy: THE SYNDIAN WILL REPLY SOON! and paste in the subject line and copy:
Keep banking with your faithful & friendly financial partner........
SyndicateBank
Now younger than ever!
and paste in the space depicted as message.
Your Gmail account is now an advertisement of the Bank, free of cost and yet a potent tool. If each one of us does this, the effect will be compounding! Go ahead, Syndify your Gmail! 
Needless to say, those sticking with generic email ids,  switch over to synd(your name/surname)@gmail.com for obvious reasons.












Of course, we have had our share of twitter controversies taking toll of what appeared to be a promising career in politics of a rather learned man! The same is also true the once King of Fatafat (Hindi for instant) cricket. But that does not diminish the potential that Twitter has in terms of sharing with the world at large. You might be aware that Barack Obama heavily relied on 'tweeting' in his successfully orchestrated campaign for Presidency of the U.S. But what you might not be aware of is the fact the His Holiness The Dalai Lama is also on Twitter!!! 
Why not us then? THE SYNDIAN has already made its twitter debut (http://twitter.com/thesyndian). If each one of us follow it and get followed in return, the visibility of the 'Synd' again multiplies!! Besides, one can always tweet about the ongoing CASA campaign, enhanced rates of interest on deposits, Synd schemes, personal achievements of Syndians (already tweeted about Sri Bolwar Mahamad Kunhi having been selected for the Sahitya Academy Award). Think over! Or rather tweet over @thesyndian.
 




Blogger is the place where you are reading all this. September 2009, i.e. an year back was when I first blogged. The personal blog that I maintain has innumerable readers, 81 followers and counting. The blogosphere is huge and has a plethora of people dispersed worldwide ranging from retired teachers to young college goers, from professionals to rank amateurs, from celebrities to the girl next door. Realizing the strength of the medium, THE SYNDIAN was initiated. THE SYNDIAN is still a private blog meant for fellow Syndians and one cannot access it until and unless invited. Of course, THE SYNDIAN is too happy at home and does not venture out. Once it goes public, it can again become a medium for communicating with the netizens.






This brings me to the network the strength of which I most recently discovered. I made a debut exactly a week back and I am today connected to over 70 professionals in different fields, 15 of which being Syndians across the country! This was the medium which helped me connect among others, with Shri CalicutKrishnan Subramaniam, a Syndian who reached superannuation on 30/01/2010. He replied to my email. I gave him a call. And it was an animated chat for about ten minutes. He mentioned about his having served in Meerut, my hometown. I asked:"When?" He said in '79. I said: "I was not even in liquid form then, Sir!!!" Both of us laughed to our hearts' content. Net-savvy and linked, he is indeed younger than ever! Wish him all the happiness and health. May he always play on front foot!
Now let us delve into the potential that LinkedIn has. It gives you an option of creating a profile wherein apart from a summary about yourself, you can mention about your current assignment, your previous experience, education, interests etc. LinkedIn provides you an option of mentioning your Company's website. Over 100 Syndians are present on LinkedIn, some of them active others 'dormant'. If each one of us provide a link to the Organization's website, it can translate into increased traffic at http://syndicatebank.in/. Also available is an option to create a group.
I already have one: I AM THE SYNDIAN, created with the professed aim of emerging as a connected and cohesive workforce. All are invited to join. Just create a LinkedIn profile and connect!


THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
The idea behind the current post is to optimally utilize the internet as a medium for Integrated Marketing Communication and rightly project our Mother Institution as indeed younger than ever! Logos of Gmail, Twitter, Blogger and LinkedIn are courtesy Google search. THE SYNDIAN holds each of these mediums in great respect and extols their virtues and does not even remotely intend to violate the copyright over images. The purpose is to benefit fellow Syndians and bring home the immense potential that each of these forums has. 
Let us all gross profit from our net presence for the Institution!
Jai Hind! Jai Synd!

Friday, July 30, 2010

MUNNABHAI CAIIB!!!!!




WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches.......?
Mr. Vithala Gowda Chittoor Branch




SHOW YOUR GUN TOMORROW!
Santa went to loot a bank. Since it was his first chance, in nervousness he forgot to carry his gun! Still succeeded!!!!! Wondering why? Because, the Branch Manager was Banta. He said after parting with the cash: "Make sure to show the gun tomorrow!"
Sardar Happy Singh Customer at Phillaur Branch


THE BRANCH MANAGER!
Unemployed and frustrated, Santa would climb atop a tree every morning and sit on a branch. Why? He had lost his mental balance and started considering himself as BRANCH MANAGER!!!
Mrs. Vartika Sirohi Jalandhar City Branch



BANKING HIERARCHY
Banking Hierarchy at its best:
Scale Zero: We are hero!
Scale One: All work to be done!
Scale Two: Some work to do!
Scale Three: Almost free!
Scale Four: Travel and tour!
Scale Five: Hello and hi!
Scale Six: Everything is fixed!
Scale Seven: Fully in heaven!
Ms. Charu Prasad Sector 38 Branch Chandigarh



A PROBATIONARY OFFICER'S PRAYER
Oh Lord! Please give me WISDOM to understand my Manager and PATIENCE to deal with his moods. Please do not give me STRENGTH, or else I will kill him!!!
Ms. Tanu Sahay Srivastava Annapoorna Branch Indore




A BANKER'S RHYME
Johny Johny! Yes Papa!
Banking service? Yes Papa!
Many tensions? Yes Papa!
Work pressure? Yes Papa!
BP-Sugar? Yes Papa!
Family life? No Papa!
Wage revision? Ha ha ha!!!
Mr. Anil Ghai RO Bhopal




SOME MOVIES THAT BANKERS DIRECTED
Kabhi Debit, Kabhi Credit
Cross Selling Wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main Accounts Kee Diwani Hoon
Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam
Hamara Account Aapke Paas Hai
Kaho Na Profit Hai
Kyun CBS Ho Gaya Na
Munna Bhai CAIIB
Jaanam Kishten Bharo
Mr. Muveen Ahamad Ramganj Mandi Branch




A FLY UNDER PROBATION
A young fly was getting trained by her mother. Both of them were hovering over the head of a young banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, this is a dense jungle with a narrow air strip in between". The fly and her mother came back after ten years and started hovering around the head of the same banker.  The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, development has taken place in the last ten years. The narrow air strip has been converted into a broad runway." The fly and her mother came back again after another ten years and started hovering over the head of the same banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" "Beta, now this is a full-fledged international airport", the mother answered referring to the bald banker!
Shared by Mr. M Y Sawant at SIBM during induction training, while 'welcoming' us to banking. Sawant Saab is now posted at RO Pune.




DREAMS INTO REALITY!
Santa had a dream of being beaten up by a young lady. Santa did not go to his bank for a week. Why? Because the bank promised: "We convert your dreams into reality!"
Ms. Supriya Verma Nanda Nagar Branch Indore




AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!*
Read from the T-Shirt of an about-to-retire top executive of our Bank, during morning walk:
............now younger than ever!!!
THE SYNDIAN
(* What do you think of this as a potential marketing idea?!?!?!)




THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
THE SYNDIAN acknowledges the contributions of Fellow Syndians in compilation of these jokes. The jokes are meant only for light-hearted humour. Some jokes that could not be included will be published at a later time under the same label: Syndmile Please! If the reader also has some jokes to share, they can be sent to me by email or SMS for future posts. Please mention your full name and the name of your branch/ office.
THE SYNDIAN respects all communities and does not remotely intend to hurt anyone's sentiments. 
This post also marks the evolution of THE SYNDIAN from a monologue to a platform for sharing. THE SYNDIAN urges Fellow Syndians to be regular visitors, post comments, contribute articles and join as Fellow Syndians.
Let us consolidate it further, so that it emerges as an important tool in our marketing efforts.
Jai Hind! Jai Synd!

THE SYNDIAN

My photo
'THE SYNDIAN' is a humble attempt to connect well with each other, with the customer, to register a presence in blogosphere, to prove that the faithful and friendly financial partner is now indeed younger than ever..... Of course it can emerge from a 'Pigmy' to a 'Giant' with cooperation from your side! I invite all the Syndians to become members, contribute articles, develop this initiative into a full-blown forum for discussion for banking, finance, personnel, marketing issues... Once it consolidates, we can integrate the same in our marketing efforts and use it as a potent tool to interact with the generation 'Z'!