WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches.......?
Mr. Vithala Gowda Chittoor Branch
SHOW YOUR GUN TOMORROW!
Santa went to loot a bank. Since it was his first chance, in nervousness he forgot to carry his gun! Still succeeded!!!!! Wondering why? Because, the Branch Manager was Banta. He said after parting with the cash: "Make sure to show the gun tomorrow!"
Sardar Happy Singh Customer at Phillaur Branch
THE BRANCH MANAGER!
Unemployed and frustrated, Santa would climb atop a tree every morning and sit on a branch. Why? He had lost his mental balance and started considering himself as BRANCH MANAGER!!!
Mrs. Vartika Sirohi Jalandhar City Branch
BANKING HIERARCHY
Banking Hierarchy at its best:
Scale Zero: We are hero!
Scale One: All work to be done!
Scale Two: Some work to do!
Scale Three: Almost free!
Scale Four: Travel and tour!
Scale Five: Hello and hi!
Scale Six: Everything is fixed!
Scale Seven: Fully in heaven!
Ms. Charu Prasad Sector 38 Branch Chandigarh
A PROBATIONARY OFFICER'S PRAYER
Oh Lord! Please give me WISDOM to understand my Manager and PATIENCE to deal with his moods. Please do not give me STRENGTH, or else I will kill him!!!
Ms. Tanu Sahay Srivastava Annapoorna Branch Indore
A BANKER'S RHYME
Johny Johny! Yes Papa!
Banking service? Yes Papa!
Many tensions? Yes Papa!
Work pressure? Yes Papa!
BP-Sugar? Yes Papa!
Family life? No Papa!
Wage revision? Ha ha ha!!!
Mr. Anil Ghai RO Bhopal
SOME MOVIES THAT BANKERS DIRECTED
Kabhi Debit, Kabhi Credit
Cross Selling Wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main Accounts Kee Diwani Hoon
Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam
Hamara Account Aapke Paas Hai
Kaho Na Profit Hai
Kyun CBS Ho Gaya Na
Munna Bhai CAIIB
Jaanam Kishten Bharo
Mr. Muveen Ahamad Ramganj Mandi Branch
A FLY UNDER PROBATION
A young fly was getting trained by her mother. Both of them were hovering over the head of a young banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, this is a dense jungle with a narrow air strip in between". The fly and her mother came back after ten years and started hovering around the head of the same banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, development has taken place in the last ten years. The narrow air strip has been converted into a broad runway." The fly and her mother came back again after another ten years and started hovering over the head of the same banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" "Beta, now this is a full-fledged international airport", the mother answered referring to the bald banker!
Shared by Mr. M Y Sawant at SIBM during induction training, while 'welcoming' us to banking. Sawant Saab is now posted at RO Pune.
DREAMS INTO REALITY!
Santa had a dream of being beaten up by a young lady. Santa did not go to his bank for a week. Why? Because the bank promised: "We convert your dreams into reality!"
Ms. Supriya Verma Nanda Nagar Branch Indore
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!*
Read from the T-Shirt of an about-to-retire top executive of our Bank, during morning walk:
(* What do you think of this as a potential marketing idea?!?!?!)
THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
THE SYNDIAN acknowledges the contributions of Fellow Syndians in compilation of these jokes. The jokes are meant only for light-hearted humour. Some jokes that could not be included will be published at a later time under the same label: Syndmile Please! If the reader also has some jokes to share, they can be sent to me by email or SMS for future posts. Please mention your full name and the name of your branch/ office.
THE SYNDIAN respects all communities and does not remotely intend to hurt anyone's sentiments.
This post also marks the evolution of THE SYNDIAN from a monologue to a platform for sharing. THE SYNDIAN urges Fellow Syndians to be regular visitors, post comments, contribute articles and join as Fellow Syndians.
Let us consolidate it further, so that it emerges as an important tool in our marketing efforts.
Jai Hind! Jai Synd!
A BANKER'S RHYME
Johny Johny! Yes Papa!
Banking service? Yes Papa!
Many tensions? Yes Papa!
Work pressure? Yes Papa!
BP-Sugar? Yes Papa!
Family life? No Papa!
Wage revision? Ha ha ha!!!
Mr. Anil Ghai RO Bhopal
SOME MOVIES THAT BANKERS DIRECTED
Kabhi Debit, Kabhi Credit
Cross Selling Wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main Accounts Kee Diwani Hoon
Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam
Hamara Account Aapke Paas Hai
Kaho Na Profit Hai
Kyun CBS Ho Gaya Na
Munna Bhai CAIIB
Jaanam Kishten Bharo
Mr. Muveen Ahamad Ramganj Mandi Branch
A FLY UNDER PROBATION
A young fly was getting trained by her mother. Both of them were hovering over the head of a young banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, this is a dense jungle with a narrow air strip in between". The fly and her mother came back after ten years and started hovering around the head of the same banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" Mother replied: "Beta, development has taken place in the last ten years. The narrow air strip has been converted into a broad runway." The fly and her mother came back again after another ten years and started hovering over the head of the same banker. The child asked: "Ma, What is this?" "Beta, now this is a full-fledged international airport", the mother answered referring to the bald banker!
Shared by Mr. M Y Sawant at SIBM during induction training, while 'welcoming' us to banking. Sawant Saab is now posted at RO Pune.
DREAMS INTO REALITY!
Santa had a dream of being beaten up by a young lady. Santa did not go to his bank for a week. Why? Because the bank promised: "We convert your dreams into reality!"
Ms. Supriya Verma Nanda Nagar Branch Indore
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!*
Read from the T-Shirt of an about-to-retire top executive of our Bank, during morning walk:
............now younger than ever!!!
THE SYNDIAN (* What do you think of this as a potential marketing idea?!?!?!)
THE SYNDIAN FOOTNOTE
THE SYNDIAN respects all communities and does not remotely intend to hurt anyone's sentiments.
This post also marks the evolution of THE SYNDIAN from a monologue to a platform for sharing. THE SYNDIAN urges Fellow Syndians to be regular visitors, post comments, contribute articles and join as Fellow Syndians.
Let us consolidate it further, so that it emerges as an important tool in our marketing efforts.
Jai Hind! Jai Synd!
